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disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

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How I learned to deal with overwhelming anxiety.

I dont have anxiety but this is still really helpful!!




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karlimeaghan:

Hot Fuzz + @ao3tags (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )




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Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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what the fuck


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polyglotplatypus:

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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you’re doing god’s work here

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meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration


# omg


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aphnxrising:
“ hanni-bunny-lecter:
“ thisistherealthinprivilege:
“ lipstick-starlet:
“ veup:
“ Some months ago, I asked a question to the social justice blog, This Is Thin Privilege, regarding my sleep apnea. That month, my doctor had advised me that...

aphnxrising:

hanni-bunny-lecter:

thisistherealthinprivilege:

lipstick-starlet:

veup:

Some months ago, I asked a question to the social justice blog, This Is Thin Privilege,  regarding my sleep apnea. That month, my doctor had advised me that I immediately needed to lose weight because it was harshly effecting my breathing and sleep apnea was something I dealt with every night. He also told me that my weight was contributing to a variety of other health problems, including my sore joints. I should note at this time I was eating large quantities of terrible food.

Then I discovered TITP, and felt some hope that my doctor was simply misinformed, and that there’s another reason for my health issues. TITP even told me that there isn’t any evidence to back up that weight is related to sleep apnea.

However, I received a lot of messages from people advising me to not listen to TITP, and to listen to my doctor. This was very hard to do, considering I wanted to hang on so much to what TITP told me.

But I did eventually go back my doctor, and he recommended a lap-band surgery because I was so big (I’m only 5’4, and I don’t even want to mention how big I was. But let’s just say I barely went out the house.) This was in February. It’s now June and I just want to say…

I feel better than ever. I’ve already lost a whopping 64 pounds already, and although I’m still big, I can run better, I can breathe better, and my already sleep apnea has disappeared. I’m also eating better (lots of vegetables) and I have more energy than I can ever remember having, and exercising more. I also feel full faster without having to eat so much. 

I decided to type this post because TITP is giving potentially harmful information to its followers. If I listened to their advice, who knows what could have happened. One of the biggest things about the Body Positivity movement is that it gives hope to people like me, and instead of taking responsibility of our lives on ourselves, we’d rather place it on society instead. That’s why I find it so insulting when TITP compares their movement to racism, sexism, and homophobia. We fat people are given all the same rights as our thin counterparts. We are not facing oppression like blacks or gays have. Yeah, sometimes I have a hard time finding clothes or fitting into seats, but thats not the definition of oppression, and I cannot expect entire industries and the entire globe to bend over to my every whim just because I decided to lead my life in a certain way! Life doesn’t work that way! We have to grow up and be strong women, not stay on the computer all day and complain about the problems we face because of our personal choices! 

 It’s okay to feel fine about your body, but it is wrong to be body positive when you realize the body you have is contributing to your health problems, and you’re completely aware that can be changed.

I wanted to be a big believer in TITP, but going through more of that blog its entirely misleading. Doctors aren’t trying to body shame us when they want us to lose weight, they are doing their job. One of the mods of TITP doesn’t even believe there’s a such thing as healthy eating, which is really misleading! It’s even weirder than many of the problems they describe are experienced by thin people just as much as fat people. 

I want everyone to be safe and think about what they are getting their selves into by following TITP. Those people are not doctors, they rely on shady studies on biased blogs as opposed to decades in medical research and science. 

If I listened to TITP, I would still have sleep apnea.

Why does anyone listen to TITP? She is not a doctor.

The sad truth is that people will choose to believe them, because they want it all to be true.
They want to believe that they’re just as healthy as thin people, that unhealthy food does not exist, that their weight isn’t their fault and that doing nothing about it is the way to go.
Because it’s easy and convenient, while losing weight is not.

Jesus Christ, how fucked in the head you have to be to believe some random internet ho over an actual fucking doctor’s opinion?? Yeah, go do your own research. Go to a fucking medical school and stay there for several years, only then you will have a knowledge and right to argue with other doctors. 

don’t go to these blogs for medical advice but do recognize that fatphobia is a thing. for some of us being overweight isn’t a choice because of health issues and not because we stay on a computer all day complaining about our personal choices. 

And doctors aren’t always sparkily and shiny and right either, because I have personally experienced doctors ignoring my issue and simply telling me to lose weight even tho I have a diagnosed medical condition that causes my weight. But, don’t go to a blog to seek a second opinion if you think your doctor is wrong, go to another doctor. Also it’s cool that weight loss helped @veup but there ARE people that have things like sleep apnea blamed on weight w by en weight has nothing to do with it.




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HIIRAREFS: Basic and Intermidiate guide to colouring in

thechocolatedemiboy:

thehiirablog:

What better day to end the year then with a basic guide to colouring- This is for beginners or intermediate artists. Colouring is a big part to an art piece, whether you decide to use colours or not, that’s up to you, but for the most part, having some knowledge on appliance of colour will really help you out!

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ARTISTS WITH AN INSPIRING KNOWLEDGE OF COLOUR APPLICATION!
Please take the time to have a look at other artists work so that you ca research and get inspired!

  • Gullacass: Uses brights, dulls and pastels to create brilliant guro, pop and macabre pieces| DA + TUMBLR
  • TinyCalcium: Old friend of mine who explores brights and mustard colours and places them as a foundation for their work | TUMBLR
  • BeastPop: Talented with opposing and Triwheel colours. Outstanding cell-shading, and knows how to flexibly bend colour form to their will in popart. | DA
  • H0stel: Fantastic composition of light direction and applies colour to bodies based on ambient occlusion. | TUMBLR

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COLOUR SLANG:
I use some strange slang to express colour types and shades as well as groups. Although they may not be canonically correct, I will use these terms to describe colour palates to the best of my ability!

Analogous: Colours that are near or adjacent to each other on the colour wheel, EG: Red and Orange

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Oppositional/complimentary: Colours that are opposed or opposite from each other on the colour wheel, EG: Cherry and Green

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Triadic: Colours that form a triangle on the Colour wheel, EG: Cyan, Magenta and Yellow. These three colours when mixed together will make black.

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Arrowtype/Quadcolour: Four colours, that generally form an arrow shape on the colour wheel.

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Tetradic: Colours that form a rectangle or square in the colour wheel

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Neons: The very brightest you can get a colour, be careful where you use them as they can look ugly together at the most. Try to use neons when you are adding bright glowing objects to your piece. Neons are great for highlights.

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Brights: Slightly washed Neons. Appropriate if you have characters that are colourful.

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Washed: Very washed brights with a hint of grey. These are also useful for colourful characters.

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Pastels: Colour with white in them to make them seem light.

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Baby Pastel: Pastel with even more white in them, good for subtle highlights.

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Darks: Colour with black added to them. Used mostly for lineart.

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Mustards: Colours with dark grey added to them

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Earthen: Colours with brown added to them

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Warm and Cool colours: Warm colours are colours that range fromMagenta to Yellow. Cool ones range from Lime to Fuchsia.

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Straight tones: A greyscale palate. or a straight scale of one colour from black to it’s neon form.

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Warm and cool tones: Warm tones are a greyscale mixed with warm colours and cool tones are greyscale mixed with cool colours.

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Skintones: Warm washed or pastel colours generally used to colour in skin, but they don’t have to be warm at all! ( I will not show you a palate for this however)

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WHAT TO AVOID WHEN COLOURING:
beginner artists, tend to go ahead and start by colouring their line art with neon and mustard colours. Neons are not necessarily good for base colours unless the character has a glow.

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I often see lazy attempts to shade, often a beginner artist with use an airbrush and use black and white to shade and highlight their piece. This is not very effective, and I’m sorry to say… It’s kind of gross as well. Try to avoid being lazy. If you have a piece that has bold black lines, avoid using soft shading and airbrushing at this point of time.

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Black and white isn’t always the best option when colouring in your piece, but it also depends on the style you are trying to convey. If you plan on only using straight tones to colour in a piece, black and white is good.

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A GOOD BASIC WAY TO COLOUR
For this basic tutorial I will show you a nice way to colour in a piece with bold lines. I will be using Minty’s Classic character as an example.

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Begin with using brights that have been washed down a little and washed skin tones if your character is human based. Avoid using neons or mustards if you are able. If there is white on the character, such as the white on an eyeball or the teeth, consider using baby pastels. For Minty’s eyeballs I have used a baby pastel blue. I have chosen to use a darker and more washed version for her Irises.

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With you foundation colours placed down, use a washed warm colour for the skin tone, such as a salmon. If the character’s hair or fur is warm coloured, use a pink or red orange to shade that as well. Use the cell shading technique. This may mean you will have to erase some of your shading so be sure to do this on another layer. For your baby pastels, you can use a regular pastel to shade it. For Minty’s eyes I have used pastel blue and lowered the opacity by a little.

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For Highlights, I have chosen to use baby pastel yellow. I wanted the piece to be warm.

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Applying a light airbrush over the top of the piece makes it feel a little softer. I have also applied the airbrush over the initial borders to create colour bleed, giving a very subtle reflective approach.

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Colouring your line art layer, particularly if you have bold lines, can really make a piece look more interesting! I like to leave the overall outline black. You can gradient and bleed colour in your line art as well

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Light tracing is a technique lots of artist’s use, where they run a sharp line of highlight next to line art to divide borders.

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This looks a lot nicer than the black and white shading, doesn’t it!?
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This is a very very simple guide to applying colour to your piece! If This helped, please reblog and share this guide around!

If you have any questions or feedback, don’t be afraid to send me a message!

THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS




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The Deck of Certain Things, or: The Joke Item That Almost Destroyed my Campaign

animatedamerican:

we-are-rogue:

[by u/astonishingantman / reddit]

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“I created this thing over two years ago as a joke item. One of my players became convinced that I was trying to trick them, and that it was a real Deck of Many Things. His paranoia spread, and the party nearly killed each other over it. After some impromptu group therapy, they decided to leave the Deck be and never speak of it again.

So now you get to use it. Have fun!”


Deck of Certain Things

Wondrous Item, Legendary

A set of 10 cards that come in a small box. “Deck of Certain Things” has been crudely carved into the box’s lid in Common.

Before you draw a card, you must declare how many cards you intend to draw and then draw them randomly (you can use a d10 to simulate the deck). Any cards drawn in excess of this number have no effect. Otherwise, as soon as you draw a card from the deck, its magic takes effect. Each card must be drawn no more than 1 hour after the previous draw. If you fail to draw the chosen number, the remaining cards fly from the deck and take effect all at once. Once a card is drawn it cannot reappear.

Once all 10 cards have been drawn, a pair of Gloves of Thievery appear in the deck box, along with a note thanking the Deck’s owner for the fun.

The cards are decorated with shoddy-looking artwork, seemingly scribbled with crayon. They are:

  1. Acorn: 3d8 terrified squirrels are transported to your location from elsewhere on the material plane.
  2. Fireworks: Your weapon explodes into a shower of brightly-colored glitter. It reforms in 1 hour.
  3. Prospector: A wooden chest containing 10,000 pieces of counterfeit gold drops at your feet. The coins show a winking jester on both sides.
  4. Liar: For the next 1d12 hours, telling a lie causes your trousers to ignite, dealing 1d6 points of fire damage.
  5. Honey Jar: Summons a friendly sentient bear named Sigmund, who acts as an apothecary, selling the party potions from his backpack. He vanishes after 1d20 minutes.
  6. Wallflower: You instantly succeed on all Insight checks for 24 hours, but fail all Intimidation checks.
  7. Invitation: An imp appears in a burst of smoke, kicks you in the shins, then vanishes.
  8. Nightmare: All items worn on your person, with the exception of undergarments, turn invisible for 1d4 hours.
  9. Quill: A flameskull appears in front of you, delivers a heartfelt soliloquy, then explodes in a pillar of green flame. All creatures within 5 feet must make a Dexterity saving throw or take 2d10 fire damage.
  10. Infant: For the next hour your voice is replaced with the shrill cries of a baby. You are unable to communicate through speech or cast spells with a verbal component.

okay I sORT OF LOVE THIS




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rcktpwr:

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make




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fakehistory:
“Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)
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fakehistory:

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)




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imaybeuglybutiownadog:

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

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notlostonanadventure:

yes-sica:

team0player0:

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if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

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This one? @team0player0

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO




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bubblerevolution:

Kingdom Hearts Union χ Heartless design appreciation post